Archive for the ‘GOIP Media’ Category
February 6, 2023
“Seeing is believing you can’t believe what you see.”–Q
The fake MediA are at it again programming the brainwashed masses into buying into their propagated fake psyops narratives. There’s no such thing as a
Chinese spy balloon as the Chinese are too poor with their Chinese Communist socialism. They can’t even afford a whole dollar store balloon—let alone a spy balloon. Hello! Communizm=bread lines; empty shelfs: VUVUZELA!!! You telling me They has the parts for a bulune. No dis is all another MEdIA Hoax..I’ve heard from a reliable source who’s uncle’s dogsitter once worked for the military that this was nothing but a hologram to trigger the crisis Antifa BLM actors pretending to be Trump supporters into making the TRuE Q TrUMP SuPPorTERs look bad. (Source: military). This is really a concert advertisement for satan worship on the TV…Pink Floyd is in on it as well as
THEM. The drainpipes revealed these proofs to me while reminding me that TRUMP is the GReaTEST Make AMERIca President that ever BREAthed. TRUMP 2023
Tags:Alex Jones, Alt-Facts, Alt-Reality, Alt-Truth, China, Clear Teaching, hoaxes, Newsworthy, sandyhooks was not a hoax, Trump Body Count Saga, Truth War
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November 27, 2019
“When there’s a truth to be busted… who you gonna call?”
Introducing our newest film of Discernmentalized proportions Truth-Busters from GOIP Productions starring the Online Discernmentalist Mafia’s very own Truthslayer and our recent ODMU graduate Lauren Bertrand as they discernmentalize the truth of everything. Truthslayer and Lauren team up after meeting at ODMU and deciding to pull their ignorance truth-busting skills together—soon the newly formed Truth-Busters start advertizing their truth-busting powers. Seeing their television ad, a skeptical Discernmentalist, Jana Market, is initially dismissive but reluctantly calls them after an Emergent encounter in her kitchen. Recounting her encounter she tells the Truth-Busters that that Emergent began accusing her of hate-crimes.
Immediately Lauren begins by busting the truth of hate-crimes using her Progressive Ridx Emergent (PRE) Meter:
It’s gonna be tough measuring the “size of the problem” when there are thought-criminals like me who recognize that “hate crime” is nothing more than naked thought-policing. It is 100% politically motivated; it’s meant to silence dissent; and, while it has largely been successful, it has exposed the escalating Bolshevization of the Left, through both corrupted formerly credible organizations like SPLC, ADL and ACLU (all of which are now just as hysterical and partisan as the laughable John Birch Society) and hyperpartisan propaganda outlets, like Religion News Service. Meanwhile, with rightwing extremism kept in check by “watchdogs” like the aforementioned, leftwing exremism is, by comparison, allowed to flourish, so that it manifests itself all the way up to the tippy-top, with unchecked radicals in Congress proposing ridiculously out-of-touch policy positions not in alignment with more than a fraction of the country. And if these zealots on the left won’t even listen to their popular predecessor Barack Obama, why should they listen to all the other indicators that tell them they’re the ones losing their minds? Instead they cling to willful fictions like “mah hate speech”!
Oh, and Heather Heyer was looking for a fight. She got one. Her aggressor deserves to go to prison for his awful behavior, but Team Heather was just as bellicose and ideologically possessed. They are not good people. Both sides.
Truthslayer rallies the pack using his newly invented Most Obvious Right-wing Oxydizing Necrons (MORON)-Packs to put down the ghost of Shane Claiborne’s lost dog Stoner and Whiner. Later (in a cameo) El Sandi joins the team as the Truth-Busters‘ secretary. El Sandi answers a call about a perceived hate-crime (which turns out to be a prank from an escaped Whiner): “”and I know how devastating it can be to feel like you don’t even have the dignity of being a hate crime statistic.” If that is one’s focus after what they consider a hate crime, perhaps they overreacted? If you want to get beyond the “epidemic of hate” then quit looking for it. You taught your daughter to disrespect people in authority doing their jobs, don’t teach her to look for problems where there may be none, except in your insecurities. Hate is in the eye of the beholder – it is relative…good day Whiner.”
In the climax of the film the Stay Put Know-Your-Place Man a golem of the Status Quo accused of being an Antifa phantom begins to terrorize the Truth-Busters leading Lauren to exclaim: “Yes, I draw the same conclusion about the eminent threat of left-wing terrorism (or alt-left-adjacent attacks) every time there’s a new clip on YouTube of “the knockout game”. It’s really the best way to navigate through life.” In the end the Truth-Busters take down Stay Put and contain the Emergent Red-Letter Christian hordes in their Emergent Red-Letter Christian Organizers (ERCO) Containment Unit causing an environmental disaster on a Biblical scale. The end?
Tags:Elsandispeaks, LibertAryan, Movies, ODMafiaU, ODMs, RNS Usual Suspects
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May 4, 2019
‘They call him Status Quo Joe…she was his Discernmentalist rose lost in the flow…saying sayonara made him cry…but that’s not what they meant when they said goodbye…’
Eric Barger stars as Status Quo Joe—a down on his luck heresy hunter always ready to defend the Status Quo at all costs. Joe gets called to investigate a church outside of town—running into old troubles a long the way—causing him to discernmentalize by misunderstanding that any new way of doing church leads to Roman Catholic mysticism. After seeing couches and candles—Joe becomes increasingly convinced that this Emerging church has apostatized to contemplative meditation and therefore is no longer Bible-believing. Just when Joe is about to call down the wrath of God upon this church—the ghost of John Knox appears accusing Joe of being guilty by association for reciting Apostolic Creeds and also of being a reprobate (as Joe is an Arminianist Nazarene and Arminianism is the Road Back to Rome). Tearfully Joe bids farewell to the Status Quo for now—at least until his Doctrines are considered Pure once again.
—This film features the song Tokyo Joe based on the film of the same name which ironically this movie is not based on.
Tags:Bible-Believing, concerned nazarenes, Entertainment, Eric Barger's Take A Stand Ministries, eric...take a stand, Look at me!, Movies, odmafia, posterboy, Truth War
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April 23, 2019
Breaking Truth War News: Facebook is persecuting us. Facebook has blocked me from sharing my Blog posts and not letting me share my hate love speech with everybody on Facebook. I feel so persecuted that I just had to write a post to show just how persecuted we are for our Facebook followers. My fellow Truth Warriors Dr. I.Todyaso and Dr. Truthslayer can attest to how persecuted we are. I feel outraged and personally threatened by the intolerant librul fascism of Facebook. Why must they harass us for standing on the Hard Truths of the Bible? Why is lamestream media silent on our plight? I liken my suffering to all those Christian martyrs suffering persecution elsewhere in the world. Please help us in our good fight against persecution and the intolerance of Facebook by liking the ODMafia and GOIP pages on Facebook where you can read more posts about how persecuted we are. Each new like supports us in our cause against intolerance and persecution.
Tags:Entertainment, lamestream media, Look at me!, Movies, persecuted, Persecution Complex, persucuted
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August 5, 2010
Not to be outdone by Discovery Channel’s Shark Week’s ratings grabs, Phil Johnson and Hugh Jass Film Productions cash-in with the newest Summer Blockbuster Discernmentalist hit: Attack OF The SEMI-PELAGIANS starring the United Methodist Church. The creatures known as Semi-Pelagians are semi-aquatic animals that are half Augustinian and half Pelagian and are mostly found in Arminian churches most notably the United Methodist Church. The Semi-Pelagians soon begin revolting and attacking the semi-Donatist faith of Discernmentalism prompting our hero Phil Johnson aka Pastor Hugh Jass and his loyal crew to discernmentalize them. Attack OF The SEMI-PELAGIANS: coming soon to a Discernmentalist TV station near you!
Tags:Attack, Truth War, Truth War Films, Ways of the Master Religion Discernmentalism, wrath, Wretched
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June 11, 2010
So how well do you rate on our Reformed Rating Scale?
Various Levels of Reformedness (not in order according to degree)
AR – Almost Reformed (has only heard of R. C. Sproul)
BR – Barely Reformed (has heard of R. C. Sproul and thought about buying some of his tapes)
CR – Critically Reformed (more negative than John MacArthur on the Charasmatic movement)
DR – Doubtfully Reformed (only attends this church for the music)
ER – Errantly Reformed (a Four Point Calvinist)
FR – Fantastically Reformed (owns a set of Calvin’s Commentaries)
GR – Grossly Reformed (the kid you would want your daughter to date but not marry)
HR – Hopefully Reformed (the kid you would want your daughter to marry for his money but you would keep his name on your prayer list)
IR – Incredibly Reformed (even the Session doesn’t believe half of what this guy believes)
LR – Loudly Reformed (maybe right, maybe wrong, but never in doubt)
MR – Mostly Reformed (watches football on Sunday afternoons with the family and reviews the Shorter Catechism during halftime)
NR – Newly Reformed (has recently begun attending a Reformed church and has had to buy a new bookshelf for all the additional reading material)
PR – Possibly Reformed (spoke up once at Bible Church and told to try the PCA)
SR – Staunchly Reformed (can quote limited sections of the Shorter Catechism and the Confession of Faith)
TR – Truly Reformed (has memorized the entire Shorter Catechism and can quote the Confession of Faith by chapter and section)
Tags:Ken Silva Related, Ways of the Master Religion Discernmentalism
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June 10, 2010
Our hero Ken Silva reprises his role in this sequel to the classic Fear And Loathing On The Internet. In this new film fresh off the conveyor belts of the GOIP DVD production lines—Ken begins lamenting the fact that there is “a growing influence of Contemplative Spirituality/Mysticism (CSM) that has crept right into the timid heart of the squishy evanjellyfish church organism pretending to be a True Protestant community.”
Soon this lamenting turns into self-loathing followed by fear and then finally fear and self-loathing combined of which the title (Fear And Self-Loathing On The Internet) of the film is derived. Shortly in the film—in the midst of protesting against “the growing influence of Contemplative Spirituality/Mysticism (CSM)” in the church today— Ken experiences a computer crash but manages to send out this message through Discernmentalist Osmosis which is in the DNA of all True Discernmentalists:
Just a short note asking for prayer, particularly if you’ve been blessed by this online apologetics and discernment work, and making you aware that the hard drive in the main computer at here at Apprising Ministries has crashed. Fortunately back problems had forced me to do much of my work from a laptop so the loss of materials/information was lessened. Since our email program went through that now defunct main computer we no longer have access to it so we’ve begun a new email account: apprisingministries@gmail.com. We remain thankful you have been standing with Apprising Ministries through these 5+ years, and thank you for your prayer, as well as financial support as well. O, and the blessing; well, we’re still waiting to see what the Lord has in store through this little bit of a test as we try and rebuild our database.
Fearing for the worse Ken soon discovers that the evil Frank Viola and equally evil Leonard Sweet caused his hard drive to crash through their spiritually corrupt practice of Contemplative/Centering Prayer. Our film ends with Ken pledging to put his fear and self-loathing to good use as he vows to take revenge against Contemplative/Centering Prayer and the “sinfully-ecumenical” Purpose-Driven and Contemplative-driven Emerging/Emergent Church and “po-mo Christian” sinners in general by using big TRUTH WARRIOR words such as “gutless crybaby,” “spineless” and “sissified jellyfish” even more than he did in the first film or does now.
On a happier note Ken also reinstated his offer to make good on his vow to donate a “spine” and “Backbone” to any apostate heretic that would repent and believe upon the Pure and True Gospel of John MacArthur’s Truth Wars™ and Biblical American values such as capitalism and war so that this film could have a happier ending than the first one.
Tags:GOIP Films, Ken Silva Related, Ken Silva Related News, Truth War Motivators, Wretched
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May 17, 2010
A video of a typical Worldly Seeker-Sensitive Emergent Type Worship Service:
An Emergent believer on this video:
love THIS vid! it’s almost from the same angle that I was ;)) so I can re-live this outer world experience over and over again!! I was too awed to record it, I just stayed there motionless and gobsmacked the whole song, almost crying and with goosebumps all over my body.. It really felt I could see his soul.. I don’t know if it was the lighting, but the brightness around him looked like an aura, something celestial.. I felt whole.
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Tags:antichrists, Take a stand against..., Truth War, Under Attack!, Warnings, wrath, Wretched
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May 14, 2010
(Gloom And Despair News: a subsidiary of GOIP Media Dominion Corporation as distributed by Outhouse Fails Publishing, Inc.) —- Discernmentalists head to hunting ranges all across America now that Liberal Hunting Season has begun. Steve Camp of Camp On This Gloom and Disparaging Ministries has promised to reward the first True Bible-Believing Fundamentalist Conservative/Republican Calvinist Christian to bag over a hundred liberals with a prize of an authentic tissue paper used by none other than our very own Ken Silva. The tissue paper is bound to become a True Discernmentalist collector’s item. Camp has indeed verified that the tissue has really been used by Ken Silva for it is so full of ego and Absolute Truth. The tissue also comes complete with a certificate of authenticity.
Camp is on record as saying there are no limits on who may be considered a liberal. Any and all groups other than Confessional Dortian Calvinists are to be considered too liberal to be Truly Biblical and most importantly even Truly Christian. Most or all groups that are considered too liberal to Truly be Christian are dark evil reprobated heathen unregenerate hell-bound apostates as Camp goes on to further state :
To paraphrase former President Ronald Reagan’s words when speaking of communism:
“Open Theism, Universalism, Mormonism, Romanism, the Emergent Church, Jehovah Witnesses, Pragmaticism, Syncretism, Word of Faith, New Perspective of Paul, Libertarian Free Will, Socinianism, the Social Gospel, and Sabellianism is foreign to heaven, where they’ve never had part in it; and is welcome in hell, where they’ve already got it.” (Source).
In related news, Brannon Howse and Todd Friel have teamed up and have pledged their support for an upcoming Anti-Glenn Beck /Anti-Social Gospel Rally. At the moment, all the details are still in the open. We’ll let you know when and if any futher details come to light or as soon as any future developments are made available.
Tags:Absolute Biblical Certainty, Attack, Bible-Believing, Biblical, can't you smell that smell?, Foul Smell, Gloom And Despair, GOIP Consumerist Products, GOIP News, Newsworthy, Smell that smell, That awfully evil smelly smell, TULIP: smell the flowers, Ways of the Master Religion Discernmentalism, What Would Ronald Reagan Do?, wrath, Wretched, WWRRD?
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February 23, 2010
As we all know Todd Friel (Wretched)’s phone number for his show is 1-800-LAW-GRACE—clearly he isn’t original as the Litigation Funding for Potential Plaintiffs, Plaintiffs, and Attorneys’ phone number is 1-800-LAW-CASH. This may not look too concerning at first but upon further discernmentalization we have come to the conclusion by our perfect osmosis that Todd is secretly supporting the Prosperity Gospel. Clearly his slippery-slope of using the same phone number as worldly and legal cash-fiends, ambulance chasing sharks and money sniffing bloodhounds is a secret code for his support of Prosperity teaching. This must have something to do with it as our Research Robot Monkeys have cracked the code. We Know! We have Absolute Proof—just look at what he’s hawking on his site:
Only a true Prosperity teacher would try to sell you something to make money off of the Gospel or endorse products for the Gospel like those Emergents do. We Know because we see all with our Bible-Based omniscience and osmosis.
P. S. Remember to give Todd Friel a call but before you do buy at least ten of his products to support him and his ministry of dividing the church and bless him financially in his Truth War ways.
Tags:GOIP Consumerist Products, Online Discernmentalist Mafia, Prosperity, Ways of the Master Religion Discernmentalism, What Would Ronald Reagan Do?, wrath, Wretched, WWRRD?
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