Bob Saget: dead. “I don’t think that’s true.”—Joe Rogan
Wake up Sheeple! Bob Saget is not dead. Bob Saget dying even from the booster is fake news. Everyone knows that it is an FBI False Flag by BLM and Antifa. The Mainstream Media is covering up this fact with fake news articles and disingenuous quotes from bought and paid-for crisis actors. In fact, the supposed dead “Bob Saget” is a bought and paid-for crisis actor. THEY’re doing this to hide THEIR crimes against humanity. I read this in an anonymous comment on the Joe Rogan Experience Facebook page (he told me to guzzle down urine and gobble up horse bull shit to prevent Covid and he nor Joe certainly aren’t bought and paid for by the for-profit BIG Natural industries*) so I know this is the TRUTH. I’d rather question the official narrative than buy whatever Lamestream Media is selling.
*- BIG Natural’s obscene; “sinister” and “highly suspicious” profits: One estimate of the worth of the organic and natural beauty market puts it at $54,000,000,000 by 2027. The essential oil market will be worth roughly $7,300,000,000 by 2024. Those numbers are in the billions. With a B. Don’t get it twisted; “all-natural” doesn’t mean it’s not entirely FOR PROFIT. (Source: anonymous whistleblower from Project Veritas’ script department).
Also, their names are anagrams for STAGE as in this is a staged event by bought and paid-for FBI Crisis Actors taking checks from George Soros: a False Flag distraction to cover up all that’s being revealed by the forensic audit: MASSIVE Boater fraud by dead Trump Biden supporters. Not to mention that Bob Saget was known for starring in the TV sitcom Full House and what is a house full of? WINDOWS. And who created Windows? BILL GATES. This is proof that Bill Gates was an invention of the CIA’s Hollywood propaganda unit created to distract the populace from their “nefarious hidden Masonic agenda.” It all makes sense now.
Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman? The paperboy? Evening TV?
Anti-KFC conspiracy theorists rejoice after learning that the US Military exempt from eating KFC. One Anti-KFC Conspiracy theorist commented: “I pray that more of our men in uniform will be menly men and refuse to eat KFC.” KFC has been a part of American tradition for many years. Many people, day in and day out, eat at KFC religiously. Do they really know what they are eating? During a recent study of KFC done by at the University of New Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts…. (Source: Citation needed aka Don Jobson).
One other Anti-KFC Conspiracy theorist exclaimed: “11 Secret Herbs & Spices….sounds rather New Agey…New World Orderish…how do we know there aren’t any poisons in there? Or microchips? What about the side effects? They’re all in on it Colonel Sanders…Cobra…Megatron…all of them. Question everything…do you know what you’re really eating? Don’t buy what they’re selling.”
Wake up in the morning with a hot and delicious chicken bisquit. This one is for real. We have all been so blind. I have to say, the illuminati aren’t that bad chefs. We’ve all been played. Its all part of their Plan…
Shelldrake Clorzo pledges to pinch the Deep State with his pincers
QAnon reports on American Thinker:
Will December be the month the pincers close in on the Deep State? Some promising storm clouds are building. Justice Department inspector general Michael Horowitz will appear before Senator Lindsey Graham’s Judiciary Committee on December 11, with the long promised I.G. report on FISA abuse to be released December 9.The report is already being downplayed by the media, with the New York Times warning, “DOJ watchdog report expected to clear Comey, McCabe, and Strzok of bias in Trump-Russia probe.” Okey-dokey, case closed. The storm will be only a light breeze — at least according to their “unnamed sources” and “officials familiar with the report.” Read more: https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/11/are_the_pincers_closing_on_the_deep_state.html#ixzz66pc3EPCC
It was also reported from an anonymous transmission from outer space that a UFO was spotted a few light-years from Earth. The Trump Administration has said to have made contact with the ship piloted by one Shelldrake Clorzo (a lobsterman from Mars). Shelldrake has been desperately searching for a way to avoid problems with the IRS of Mars and the unpaid millions he owes them in back taxes. He has asked Trump for help—in return and armed with a foolproof plan he pledges to sick his pincers on the Deep State to repay Trump.
Quote the late Ken Silva: “As one who was ordained as an SBC pastor in the mid-90s I kind of agree that a name change for the SBC would help clarify where this denomination is currently at. Filled as it is with leaders who don’t have to lead, hiding as they do behind its Idol of Autonomy, the SBC’s becoming anything goes.”
(Source: Apprising Ministries)
We must also bring back State Churches… who needs to keep religion and government separate anyways? We most greatfully thank you our late Affectionate Uncle Ken for being in the front-lines in getting our important message across that God wants America to be enslaved to theocratic tyranny. Rushdoony, David Barton and the great and all powerful Worldview Weekend couldn’t have done as great a work as he did.
We vote that we also place statues of Spurgeon and the great General and Holiest Apostle of our Truth War: our Pope of all Truth John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.) in the sanctuary of every Southern Baptist church. Phil Johnson agrees and Rhoblogy adds that a statue or two of James White—“Rockstar” wouldn’t hurt as that would provide extra protection from Doctrinal corruption. Speaking of Spurgeon whom Discernmentalists love to quote from ala our late Uncle in Discernmentalism—our Research Robot Monkeys discovered that he was doctrinally impure so he might not be as great as Phil and his John, son!
Personally the ODMafia moves to change the SBC’s name to Saved By Calvinism as only Calvinism saves not Jesus.
Behold the hideous heresies in all their unreformed synergistic horrors!! Just a word of caution you have been warned. Our Research Robot Monkeys are always on the look out for all things apostate and heretical including airlines—so listen to our warnings or else be caught in the winds of false doctrines. This has been another PSA from the Online Discernmentalist Mafia. Help us in our Truth War to bring the Pure Doctrines of the Protestant Reformation to the Lutherans as they are all unsaved heretics and apostates. In fact Luther who began the Protestant Reformation wasn’t Protestant at all.
Actual photo of this assault by Mothra and her Priests/Priestesses!
Not a day goes by when our Truth is not under attack—this time we’re under siege by Mothra. [H/T]: The moth-eaten SBC and the women who did it. “But I am like a moth to Ephraim, and like dry rot to the house of Judah.” (Hosea 5:12).
Oh the unholy horror of this affront on our Truth—I only pray that Mrs. Jobson doesn’t catch wind of these secret feminist doctrines or she might rebel against my divinely mandated authority again. I’ve forced Mrs. Jobson to wear a necklace made out of mothballs just in case—sure it smells funny but I told her: “listen woman this is for your own good and it helps protect the purity of our Truth.” Anyways here’s how to spot these secret feminist Mothra priestesses:
They laid the groundwork for a later open rebellion. That rebellion has now occurred. They are openly touting egalitarian principles.
These rebellious women live for their work, which is usually a corporation, but called a ministry. (Our Research Robot Monkeys even caught them in the midst of mystical confusing Contemplative chanting against our Clear Teachings against such).
These women are the main and sustained breadwinners, and the husband supports the wife by adopting the wifely role. (We also found they are hiding in our Godly military).
They are feminists—don’t let them tell you otherwise. Also we hear they’re not too fond of the smell of mothballs but are attracted to altar flowers. (See this link for proof).
This is the new crop of what I called Christian secret feminists- but they aren’t as secret as they were in 2012. They live a feminist life inside of Christianity but call it ministry. They are openly rebelling now.
One woman who has much to answer for about this new role is Beth Moore. She was the one who broke new ground in the Southern Baptist Convention, a most conservative denomination, in how far a woman could go in attaining celebrity status, living for her career and not for her home, and promoting gender role reversals.
She showed us how to be the main and sustained breadwinner of the family. She showed us that she could preach in a church and teach anyone in the world, uncensured. Mrs Moore, while speaking conservative values cloaked in all the right Christianese, has lived a very feminist life. (We suspect this is because of their super secret psychic cloaking powers).
Absolute Proof. We discovered this too while using our Bible-based SKIRT (Secret Cloaking Reversal Technology).
So be warned and beware—thankfully you have lone Discernmentalists in the wilderness like us to warn you of all these threats on our Truth. At this very moment we’re working on Mothra-sized mothballs—to surround our Holy Convention and churches—and prevent these feminist Mothra priestesses unleashing even more Mothra attacks on our churches and Truth.
“Easter should not be celebrated either corporately in church or privately at home period.”—Sharon M. Whitley has spoken.
Thankfuly we now have the most intelligent—most Biblical President ever in the White House now who would never lead God’s True Elect astray into celebrating the blasphemous Romish idolatry of a Christ-centered Easter unlike our last Muslim President Obama. This is why all True Christians elected by God in our great sovereign hatred and discernmentalism must take a stand against this holiday of pagan Ishtar worship nonsense—beside we who truly know God know that God only honors Holy Days that celebrate America First!
Typical YRR heathen response: “Smoking and drinking are so much cooler than obeying the rules against such in the bible given to us by the Sovereign decrees of our God of wrath. Besides Spurgeon was a Christian hedonist too so he would be cool with us smoking doobies; drinking hooch and using locker room talk to prove how much cooler than our Ruling Elders and more countercultural than carnal Pagan we are.” Nonsense. That’s why we must be ever discernmentalizing and concernmentalizing. The Truth War still rages on.
Typical members of the Whore of Babylon (Romish Arminianist Satan-worshipers) trying to defend their unholy, ungodly and unbiblical Hell-a-day from True Bible-Believers:
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