He dropped $300 million worth of bombs on Iran.
He ordered the incineration of $500 million worth
of food meant to feed starving children in other nations.
He cut social programs of food and health for poor Americans.
He is currently building concentration camps and supports
a war criminal regime in its active campaign of genocide.
He wants Palestinians to be dead or homeless
so, he can build golden gaudy hotels on their land.
He has betrayed America’s allies, from the Kurds
Canadians, Greenlanders, Europeans, and Ukrainians.
He threatened to invade Greenland,
Panama, and even Canada.
His Big Beautiful Bill betrays
the Americans who voted for him.
He favors Caucasians above all other races.
He tried to order the police to shoot protestors.
He tried to violently overturn the results
of a democratic election, that he lost.
He continually denied the existence of COVID-19,
leading to the deaths of a million Americans.
None of these things puts Trump on
the fast track for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Yet, Trump made a call to the Norwegian Finance Minister.
He wanted him to lobby for a Nobel Peace Prize for him.
I am not sure what the Norwegian words are for
laughing so hard you pee your pants are.
I am willing to bet that is what happened.
Since when did potential nominees
actually, lobby for themselves?
The prize doesn’t reward abject cruelty.
There has never been a case where a person with
thirty-four felony convictions and a history of being a sex offender
has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
This isn’t like one of those golf awards that he gives to himself.
He made tariff threats against Norway if he didn’t get the prize.
Nothing says peace prize more than demanding it or else.
Trump is immune to the irony of the situation.
Maybe there is some other prize he qualifies for;
biggest tax cheat, biggest serial liar,
biggest grifter, biggest dictator wannabe,
biggest serial wife cheater, person who
has been sued over 3,000 times,
businessman with the most bankruptcies,
or person who has disturbing fetishes
for their own daughter.
That award could be called Global Sleaze Prize.
Trump only wants the Nobel Peace Prize
because President Obama received one.
Perhaps Trump will repeal Obama’s Nobel Prize
via one of his fascist Executive Orders.
When the Olympics arrive, Trump will want an Olympic Gold Medal.
When he’s in Hell, he will threaten Satan for ice water.
Which he would have to hold with two hands.