February 17, 2024
“14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”—II Chronicles 7:14 (which is totally about America and not the Israel at the time that verse was written).
My fellow co-laborers in our Truth War—we’re still under attack by Taylor Swift. This time because some high schoolers (not our own) started a bible study using Taylor Swift lyrics. We mustn’t let this abomination stand. 1) Because they might mistake Taylor Swift’s lyrics for God’s Word instead of the Mayflower Compact; The United States Constitution; Declaration of Independence; Articles of Confederation; and other essential documents important to America’s founding as the Pure Doctrines from our American Patriot Bibles plainly teach. 2) It makes their bible study “The Church of Taylor Swift” instead of the Church of TRUMP as God’s will clearly proclaims. 3) What’s next? They may blasphemously mistake Taylor Swift for Jesus instead of TRUMP–heresy as our prophets have prophesized: TRUMP is the Son of Man: the Christ. 4) Worst of all they may begin to believe Sola Scriptura; Sola Gratia; Sola Fidei; Sola Christus; and Soli Deo Gloria along with the Wesleyan Quadrilateral (Scriptures; Tradition; Reason; Experience)—-instead of SOLA TRUMPUS; AMERICA FIRST; ignorant fear-mongering; lunacy and crackpot conspiracy theories and that’s just appalling. Simply appalling!!!
To those high schoolers (not our own)—-we say repent. We also say repent everyone but us and turn back to our American Gospel. On a related note—next week our women’s group: Christian Moms Against Fictional Allegories Teaching Christian Principles And Mysticism 4 Liberty will be using John Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress for their bible study. It should be a hoot!
Make America Great Again Again by protecting the children through fear and self-righteousness,
I. Todyaso (the only Real TRUE Q and Patriot)
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Posted by itodyaso
February 6, 2023
All of our many enemies have been at it for years trying to pervert our airways with impure doctrines. It is imperative that we Discernmentalists hold fast to our beliefs that imperil these times. It has been brought to our attention many times that first it begins with the TV next cars soon candy and then THEY conquer our culture.
Note: TV=CRT; CRT is Critical Race Theory aka thinking in color instead of the black & white of Absolute Truth and CRT is a codename for Marxian socialism.
Thankfully you have True Discernmentalist ministries like ours who are the only ones capable of discernmentalizing these mighty truths or else our entire True Bible-believing America would be lost.
Taking a stand in the all-important battle in the Truth War against color candied chocolates and Woke TVs,
Truthslayer
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Posted by truthslayer
February 25, 2022
Russia isn’t a threat—it’s the Chinese. It’s always the Chinese. The Chinese gave me a bad fortune in my fortune cookie. The Chinese gave me an extra egg roll in my order. The Chinese helped me with my homework. The Chinese got the grease stains off my coat and tie. The Chinese bred my dog. The Chinese clogged my toilet. The Chinese stole my lunch at work. The Chinese didn’t return my bicycle. The Chinese were polite and quiet in the library. The Chinese got a promotion before me. The Chinese played the violin immaculately at my child’s recital and got first prize while my child came in last.
#LetsGoBraindeads #Antivaxxers4ThePro&FullyVaxxedTrump&Putin
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Posted by donjobson
September 11, 2021
Dial 911 an Inside Job top Discernmentalists say. Our Research Robot Monkeys have discerned that most 911 calls happen inside a building. 1-2 do the math….boogaloo. Conspiracy confirmed. It was observed that these calls sometimes contain strange behaviors…proof of something sinister going on. Boom conspiracy reconfirmed by confirming it without any proof whatsoever.
Keep spreading the woo,
Don Jobson
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Posted by donjobson
April 18, 2020
ODM Express File Photo
Oh yes, we would like to thank ODM Express for their ‘vigilance’, ‘honest’ investigative reporting, and ‘clarity’, old, ‘unbiased’ news media. Cooper Academy-D.B. Cooper—proof Jeff Bezos is D. B. Cooper… How else do you think he has all that money? The Lamestream media doesn’t want you to know the “Truth”? Wake up! Sheeple! You know who else doesn’t want you to know the “Truth”? Chad Holtz that’s who. Chad as you may not know is a Secret Hindu Agent. Chad also works for Big Amazon and is part of the Amazon ninjas trying to suppress “the Real Truth.”
Chad once thought he got saved by shaking quasi-Universalist Emergence semi-Pelagurite guru Rob Bell’s hand. We also heard he voted for Hillary. Also Amazon carries the “purpose-seeker-driven” books that Chad reads like that semi-pelican sinfully-ecumenical Emergent heretic Rob Bell’s and purpose-drivel shaman Rich Warren’s. Proof that there’s a nefarious conspiracy and hidden feminist political agenda going on. They’re all in on the secret cover-up to hide the “Truth” that Jeff Bezos is D. B. Cooper. And as our former co-Truth Warrior Will Farel XV has said:
Chad Holtz who has been harassing this young man, who share my Divine zeal for the Truth, with his peace mantras.
Let us take a closer look at this “peace” that Chad ends his heretic enabling comments with. Remember those “peace” cries of the hippies? What peace were they talking about? I will tell you. The peace that would invite the Communists like Barak Obama, together with his supporter, Spiritual Guru Brian McLaren*, to take over our beautiful Christian United States of America. This same peace is also the theme of John Lennon’s song “Give Peace a Chance”. As we know John Lennon and Yoko Ono were followers of the cult of the Hare Krishna mantra of Hinduism and that was what this song is really about. So here we have Chad shouting peace, peace like a mantra. What should be our conclusion? Chad might also be secret a follower of the Hare Krishna movement!
As you can see my “facts” have been well researchmentalized—believe me…
Spread the Conspiracy,
Don Jobson
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Posted by donjobson
April 17, 2020
Our researching robot monkeys have been dooing some deep scouring of their crainial rectums aka as Google and have sinerstly connected Trump to the Bill Gate. Proof the Bill Gate and Trump are connected to the Who Agenda. Who are both connected to the Hellary.
Gate, who describes himself as in favor of progressive taxation, said that he’s not going to declare who he’ll vote for in 2020, but suggested that he’s at least open to voting for Trump if his opponent isn’t “professional” enough.
(From all this we can conclude Gate anti-Trump).
The Jim Brown also has corruption over him:
In 1965, Brown was arrested in his hotel room for assault and battery against an 18-year-old named Brenda Ayres; he was later acquitted of those charges.[41] A year later, he fought paternity allegations that he fathered Brenda Ayres’ child.[45]
In 1968, Brown was charged with assault with intent to commit murder after model Eva Bohn-Chin was found beneath the balcony of Brown’s second-floor apartment.[46] The charges were later dismissed after Bohn-Chin refused to cooperate with the prosecutor’s office. Brown was also ordered to pay a $300 fine for striking a deputy sheriff involved in the investigation during the incident. In Brown’s autobiography, he stated that Bohn-Chin was angry and jealous over an affair he had been having with Gloria Steinem, and this argument is what led to the “misunderstanding with the police”.[47]
In 1970, Brown was found not guilty of assault and battery, the charges stemming from a road-rage incident that had occurred in 1969.[48]
In December 1973, Brown proposed to 18-year-old Diane Stanley, a Clark College student he met in Acapulco, Mexico in April of that year.[49][50] They broke off their engagement in 1974.[51]
In 1975, Brown was sentenced to one day in jail and two years’ probation and ordered to pay a fine of $500 for beating and choking his golfing partner, Frank Snow.[52]
In 1985, Brown was charged with raping a 33-year-old woman.[53] The charges were later dismissed.[54]
In 1986, Brown was arrested for assaulting his fiancee Debra Clark.[55] Clark refused to press charges, though, and Brown was released.[56]
Brown married his second wife Monique Brown in 1997; they have two children.[57] In 1999, Brown was arrested and charged with making terrorist threats toward his wife. Later that year, he was found guilty of vandalism for smashing his wife’s car with a shovel.[58] He was sentenced to three years’ probation, one year of domestic violence counseling, and 400 hours of community service or 40 hours on a work crew along with a $1,800 fine.[59] Brown ignored the terms of his sentence and in 2000 was sentenced to six months in jail, which he began serving in 2002 after refusing the court-ordered counseling and community service.[60] He was released after 3 months.[61][62]
Proof the Bill Gate and Trump are Deep State agents. Why the use of “Great Guys”? Only someone of the Deep State would think agents in the Deep State are great. Clearly Keep America Great is a code of the Deep State. Deep State confirmed. The Lame media don’t want you to know that the Donald; the Hellary and the Bill Gate are all behind de coronas. Trump was also kicked out of network for vitamin scheme.
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April 15, 2020 by donjobson
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Posted by donjobson
September 24, 2019
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Posted by donjobson
September 10, 2019
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Posted by donjobson
May 17, 2019
Discernmentalists’ Discernmentalized Version of the Ratburn wedding episode of Arthur
Discernmentalists around the web have banded together to stop the assault on our Biblical marriages by fictional gay cartoon rats as we’ve already explained: Here and Here. So in keeping with our Discernmentalist traditions—we’ve decided to release a newly ghey and Canadian-free discernmentalized version of said “controversial” Arthur episode. Dr. Truthslayer has assured me that he has rounded up an all hetero white Conservative Bible-believing American voice cast to make sure the voice acting is ghey free. Ken Ham has overseen the reanimation process so that no lines may tempt viewers into becoming ghey. Dr. I. Todyaso has written an impeccable script and a PSA that will show at both the beginning and the end of the episode.
In our new discernmentalized version of this episode—suspected Sintologist Franklin Graham will voice act the Minister that will Biblically marry Mr. Ratburn to a Mrs. Ratburn instead of a Mr. Whocares. After the wedding Mr. Ratburn being a Bible-believing rat will assert his Male Headship over his new wife reminding her that her place is at home in the kitchen making his dinner and baby rats. On weekends when he’s not forcing doing Bible-based stuff with his new wife or doing his job to support and protect her through his 401k Elementary school teaching career—he’ll give Brain extra credit assignments just so he can get Brain alone so he can preach the Gospel of God’s Wrath to that smart-aleck atheist sinner.
The next half of the episode will feature Mr. Ratburn teaching the kids of Lakewood Elementary the Bible-believing values of picketing abortion clinics. Francine will accuse her garbage-collecting dad of being a liberal Environmentalist in league with an Emergent Global Warming cult. The kids will out Muffy as a closeted anti-American commie for writing a blog that sounds suspiciously liberal: Muffington Post. {Edit: We would make another joke but we’ve erased all the gheyness from this originally abominable episode}. In the end Brain will finally get regenerated and accept his salvation through Mr. Ratburn’s preaching of the Law of the Angry Sovereign God of Wrath through a Way of the Master: “Are you a good person?” test. Afterwards Mr. Ratburn forces Brain to do a book report on Ray Comfort* Hell’s Best Kept Secret—Brain then agrees that bananas prove that Evolution is a myth invented by liberally socialistic atheist scientists as well as Global Warming. The End?
{*- Note: Ray Comfort’s lawyer made us sign a non-disclosure agreement so we can’t tell you that when he heard about our project he begged us to let him be a part of it and to let us let him plug his book and ways of evangelism through guilt and fear. Also Kirk Cameron and Candace Cameron-Bure’s as well so we can’t tell you that Kirk Cameron is voicing the Brain; Candace is voicing Francine as well as Muffy and Mrs. Ratburn/all the girl parts (so we could cut costs—we also pay her less); and Ray of course is voicing Mr. Ratburn.}
“Finally an animated anthropomorphic animal marriage for True Bible-believers and a great Bible-believing episode of Arthur. This is entertainment as it’s meant to be—a fight on the leftist assault on our values, eyes and ears— please consider a large donation to the Online Discernmentalist Mafia to help us continue our good fight on fictional gay characters like cartoon rats.”—Activist Mommy after viewing a donors’ only sneak preview of the newly discernmentalized version of the “controversial” Arthur episode.
Protecting the children through fear,
Don Jobson
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