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Have you heard that the Bible is about Jesus? Or that Christianity is about Jesus? Congratulations you’re a False Convert as that’s just what the Emergents like the evil grace-hating Semi-pelaguy man-lover Iggy want you to believe. As one Discernmentalist has discernmentalized:
Christians have a “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” planted in their head by years of religious brain-washing. This has produced a strange preconceived notion that Jesus is mentioned in the Hebrew bible. Christians already know the events in the life of their Jesus, and will read anything, even the novel Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, and with those preconceived notions will say; “lookie right here, it tells of Jesus.”
Accordingly, Christians use some isolated sentences found in Isaiah 53 as their so-called proof text that these are prophecies of Jesus’ death. Unfortunately, Christians read the Hebrew bible (they called it the Old Testament) from the outside in, instead of correctly reading it from the inside out. Why? Because their “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” tells them their man-god Jesus is found in there.
In fact, the Hebrew bible does not contain a single reference to Jesus! The “Jesus-intoxicated mentality” prevents Christians from thinking clearly.
Todd Friel and D. James Kennedy agree as:
“Christianity is not based on the teachings of Jesus.”
—D. James Kennedy.
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In a pandemic of epic proportions the Center for Discernmental Diseases (CDD) reports that 100s of Discrnmentalists have been affected by the “Discerna” virus. Eric Barger has already discerned: “I suppose those who are writing or repeating that sort of condemnation believe that only a select few are “woke” enough to walk the straight and narrow of political correctness. What about “Lime Disease,” the origin of which is Lime, Connecticut, or “Ebola,” named for a river in the African Republic of Congo, or “Zika” or “West Nile,” both of which originated in Uganda, or the Swine Flu, from, you guessed it, pigs? How far will the PC nonsense go!?”
Other Discernmentalists have discernmentalized that the “Discerna” virus is a moral good for Ayn Rand’s social-Darwinism.
So if you or any of your loved ones have been stricken by the “Discerna” virus—-the ODMafia recommends mothballs for your protection. Only $9,999! Act now and get a Holy HAND GRENADE free with purchase…results may vary.
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Discernmentalists recently questioned whether or not Kanye West has a new found saved status or not after it was discovered that he will attend Joel Osteen’s church.
Our Research Robot Monkeys uncovered even more sinister facts concerning Kanye West’s new found salvation:
In a recent interview with Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kim explained that Sunday Service is “more of just a healing experience” than a religious one. “There’s no praying, there’s no sermon, no word, just music, and just a feeling — and it’s Christian,” she explained. So, it’s like a high-vibe spiritual Christian concert that’s welcoming of celebrities and other musicians, such as Katy Perry and Busy Philipps. [Emphasis added]
During one song, where singers declared that “nothing is too hard for God,” Kanye stopped and prayed to God, imploring the congregation, “all you ask is for radical obedience to You.” [Emphasis added]
We agree as we’re the Greatest most Smart send us your money Discernmentalists of all time! In fact in our esteemed wisdom we’ve already discernmentalized Kanye by osmosis before DTW. We must add that even others agree—we point you to our spiritual descendants:
A post slightly related to ours: https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-leads-kanye-west-to-top-of-lakewood-church-to-offer-him-all-the-kingdoms-of-the-earth-in-their-splendor?fbclid=IwAR0iGH5b58co4l6uWkQ9XVO2fQL513qNHKiutYLckLRcC6dWfC_fe1kvruo
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Dr. Paul McCain continues to allow his emotions to skew his exegesis of Scripture when he disagrees with Discernmentalists’ misinterpretation of: “Here is the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world!” In fact we believe he isn’t Protestant at all just like Luther who as we all know began the Protestant Reformation. Many believe Luther was Reformed but as we’ve Discernmentalized Luther didn’t hold True to the Purity of Discernmentalist Doctrine as he shaved his beard off and celebrated Christmas and Easter also against our Clear Teachings on their Pagan Catholic origins. Dr. McCain is theologically suspect as well as he writes in Double Presdestination:
Ah, yes, the wonderfully reassuring Calvinist doctrine of God choosing some He
created to roast in hell.Ok, kids, now get out your decoder rings, we
are going to read the Bible Calvinist style! Ready….here we go.“All”
… dial in the code and you will see that really that word is “some”“World” … dial in that code and you will see that word is really “some
of the world.”You get the picture.
You see there he attacked the Truth of our Pure Doctrines. Thankfully we Discernmentalists have our Secret Decoder Rings handy so we know that all means some and world means Elect. We also have Discernmentalized through our rings that 2 +2=10. We wonder is Dr. McCain secretly a selachophile? Anyways you now can buy our Secret Decoder Rings—available at fine Discernmentalist stores in the US only! Never lack in knowing the right answer… always be prepared. Our Rings will make sure you hold True to the Right Doctrines! These Rings do so much more than change κόσμος (universe) to ἐκλεκτός (Elect)/ἐκκλησία (assembly) or πᾶς (all) to ὀλίγοι (few)—they also help Discernmentalists decode secret heresies within our many enemies. Never leave home without one…order soon limited quantities available…
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NEW YORK (Reuters) – Author Dan Brown’s follow-up to his global hit “Da-cirnamentalist Code” will be released in the United States, Britain and Canada on December 15 and is titled “The Lost Research,” publisher Random House said on Monday. In this new installment hillbillies with bad French accents set out on a mission to solve the skills of discernmentalism…. probably the most complex mental gymnastics known to mankind.
As far as ODMafia is concerned NO ONE will truly understand the expertise of us discernmentalists….what we know is in the vault.
“Da-cirnamentalist Code” has sold more than 70 million copies since its 2003 release and topped best-seller lists worldwide, outraging the Vatican and some Catholics because of the fictional story lines about the Emerging Church and the Catholic Church.
Five million copies of “The Lost Research,” which again features the fictional, mystery-solving Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon, will be printed — the largest first print run in the history of Random House. Now with a featured film version included with every book.
This book/film combo is ODMafia backed—Truthslayer and Don Jobson endorsed
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Sources? We have no need of sources but Calvin’s Holy Institutes our Pope John MacArthur (PBUH)’s Holy Study the Bible.
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – There is talk that an unnamed Supermodel, TV presenter and Discernmentalist is pregnant with thought.
Seal confirmed the rumors from the stage of a concert on Thursday in New York’s Radio City Hall, telling the audience; “the unnamed discernmentalist is full of recycled ideas and more outrage than 2008!…we expect more anger, more resentment and more bitterness than ever before”
We are hoping for more “Are you a good person?” converts to meet our epithet quotas. We expect the unnamed discernmentalist to explode with epithets in the last quarter of 2019!
Signed an unnamed Discernmentalist
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From the research our robot monkey’s have made, our over generalizations, and laissez au faire attitude to research we have found that we think Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries believes discernmentalism should embrace these qualities….and so do we!
* Opinion over Reason
* Absolutes over mystery
* Misquoted phrases over reality
We also believe in a lax attitude towards true research.
* Presumption over Truth
Put bluntly, the Discernmentalists is a complete definition of true discernment. It is unquestionably about using untruth to defend truth. We believe in absolutes because we are secret modernists….but that is ok because we love the bible with absolute certainty. Moreover without intentional misquotes we discernmentalists cannot look like champions of truth! In fact, misinformation is the best way to safe-guard God’s truth.
Remember, discernmentalist truth fears investigation….just believe us instead!
Truthslayer
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