Taylor Swift still Attacking Discernmentalists!!!!!!!!!

February 17, 2024

“14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.”—II Chronicles 7:14 (which is totally about America and not the Israel at the time that verse was written).

My fellow co-laborers in our Truth War—we’re still under attack by Taylor Swift. This time because some high schoolers (not our own) started a bible study using Taylor Swift lyrics. We mustn’t let this abomination stand. 1) Because they might mistake Taylor Swift’s lyrics for God’s Word instead of the Mayflower Compact; The United States Constitution; Declaration of Independence; Articles of Confederation; and other essential documents important to America’s founding as the Pure Doctrines from our American Patriot Bibles plainly teach. 2) It makes their bible study “The Church of Taylor Swift” instead of the Church of TRUMP as God’s will clearly proclaims. 3) What’s next? They may blasphemously mistake Taylor Swift for Jesus instead of TRUMP–heresy as our prophets have prophesized: TRUMP is the Son of Man: the Christ. 4) Worst of all they may begin to believe Sola Scriptura; Sola Gratia; Sola Fidei; Sola Christus; and Soli Deo Gloria along with the Wesleyan Quadrilateral (Scriptures; Tradition; Reason; Experience)—-instead of SOLA TRUMPUS; AMERICA FIRST; ignorant fear-mongering; lunacy and crackpot conspiracy theories and that’s just appalling. Simply appalling!!!

To those high schoolers (not our own)—-we say repent. We also say repent everyone but us and turn back to our American Gospel. On a related note—next week our women’s group: Christian Moms Against Fictional Allegories Teaching Christian Principles And Mysticism 4 Liberty will be using John Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress for their bible study. It should be a hoot!

Make America Great Again Again by protecting the children through fear and self-righteousness,

I. Todyaso (the only Real TRUE Q and Patriot)


Update: I. Todyaso agrees with Don Jobson about Devil Worship at the Super Bowl

February 15, 2024

I agree with Don Jobson that there indeed was a demon-summoning at the Super Bowl as:

“I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”

It has come to my attention that several mockers have attacked the purity of our Pope of our Truth Wars John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.) with libel and slander to them I say repent. Don’t they know that bearing false witness is a sin and that the only way for a Christian to settle a disagreement with an offending person is to contact them in person with 2 or 3 witnesses? The Bible is CLEAR about this.

Where was I—oh yeah I was adding to Don Jobson’s excellent discernmentalization about a most offensive person—Taylor Swift’s friend Ice Spice and her sinisterly satanic and New Agey hand signs. What’s next…pagan mysticism…pornographic divination. Blasphemy! I hope this clears up what’s really going on.

A 2nd witness,

I. Todyaso


Devil Worship at the Super Bowl!!! ALERT!!!! Alert!!!!!

February 15, 2024

Our Research Robot Monkeys have been working overtime observing Satan in all things worldly and apostate. Satan is everywhere—he’s under your bed; in your closet; on the TV; why he was even at the Super Bowl—Satan literally appeared right beside Taylor Swift as her friend Ice Spice (a Satanist as discernmentalized by discernmentalists through bible-based osmosis) began summoning demons through Satanic hand signs. (Parents you might want to buy an ODM-endorsed mind-eraser if any of your kids saw those sinisterly satanic hand signs —they might want to imitate them and then you’ll have a summoned demon in your home and that’ll be bad cause you’ll have to call an Exorcist which is even worse as they might try to convert you to Catholicism (which is against our Clear Teachings against such). Mostly because Catholics are extra-sinisterly satanic as they celebrate Popish pagan Devil days like Christmas; Easter and Valentine’s —-which is also against our Clear Teachings against such.

In fact, we hate anything fun with a commendable hatred and so should you because fun is of the Devil.) This is all true and not anything any man made up to profit through ignorant fear-mongering by a biblical counselor trying to coerce a already married patient into marrying him, It’s true Satan Wants You and is coming for your kids through flying witches and UFO ALIEN SPacecraft and will rape them along with Chuck Norris—in fact we’ve heard that spreading Chuck Norris memes is how THey get your kids. Many people are saying… believe us. We know as we’ve been keeping track of the occult for years so Keep spreading the fear and conspiracy theories! Our Angry Sovereign God of Absolute Wrath will not be mocked!!

Protecting the children through fear and paranoia,

Don Jobson


Former Beagles, Slice of Laodicea, John MacArthur unite for charity

April 13, 2020

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Former Beagles members, Slice of Laodicea and John MacArthur wowed Radio City Music Hall, discerning together for the first time in seven years with a star-studded backup research group, at a benefit to introduce children to Discernmental meditation.

The former Discernmentalists accused three people of heresy while together, they also broke out in song including such hits as “I Saw Her Sinning There,” “Magical Discernmentalist Tour”, “All you need is absolute truth,” while Apprising Ministries, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, Red Pen and Herescope provided reseachmentalist accompaniment.

Truthslayer reports


Our Favorite Hymn from the Truth War Hymnal!

July 18, 2019

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Discernmentalists rejoice—our Truth War finally has a hymn we can get behind. Hymn #1984 from The Truth War Hymnal—the only known Absolute hymnal for Bible-Believing Conservatives and Internet Discernmentalists everywhere. Here is the version sung by the Internet Discernmentalist Men’s Choir from their hit debut album Hymns Of The Truth War:

        JESUS HATES YOU      

BY AUGUSTUS TOPLADY XIII, Esquire

Jesus hates you! This We know
For Fatalistic Pre-determinism tells us so
Little ones created just to destroy
All for the sake of God’s Sovereign Jealous joy!

Yes, Jesus hates you
Yes, Jesus hates you
Yes, Jesus hates you

And His Sovereign Wrath abide upon you too

Jesus loves We Truth Warriors, we will win!
For we can’t fall away by sin.
Can’t resist His grace, it’s true,
Died for us but not for you.

Yes, Jesus hates you
Yes, Jesus hates you
Yes, Jesus hates you

And His Sovereign Wrath abide upon you too

All Spiritualizing is just fine.
His body’s trapped at God’s right hand,
Way far off Christ takes His stand

Yes, Jesus loves me
Well, maybe He loves me
I sure hope He loves me
I guess I’ll never know!

Jesus loves me! Where is He?
Up in heaven, can’t you see?
Can’t be sure where I will go
Jesus little lamb, or no?

Yes, Jesus loves me
Well, maybe He loves me
I sure hope He loves me
I guess I’ll never know!

Never pictures will I see,
No vain images for me!
Tear the paintings off the wall,
Trash them, kick them down the hall.

Yes, Jesus loves me
Well, maybe He loves me
I sure hope He loves me
I guess I’ll never know!

Principles that regulate,
All our worship, ain’t they great?
Even if we aren’t too sure,
Which points really are secure.

Yes, Jesus loves me
Well, maybe He loves me
I sure hope He loves me
I guess I’ll never know!

©2007-2010®™


Eye of the Tiger’s hidden past exposed

June 4, 2019

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We are all familiar with the secular song “Eye of the Tiger.” We all equally despise it’s secular bent. Few realize that it was once written for Online Discernmentalist Ministries before the song was re-written for evil pagans.

Here is the song in its original form before it was destroyed by heathens….

Eye of the Truthwarrior

Risin’ up, back in the Bible
Did my time in bible study, took no chances
Went the distance, stretching the truth, now I’m back on my tweet
Just a true Christian and G*ds will to be saved

So many apostates,we discern too fast
Don’t change your passion for knit picking
Don’t lose your grip on discerning Warren and Bell
(and G*d’s will that they be in hell)
You must fight  and argue that you’ve theologically arrived

Chorus:
It’s the eye of the Truthwarrior, we are the cream of the fight
Risin’ up to the challenge of every rival
And the last known truth warrior survivor should not question Jan, Silva or MacArthur
And he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the truth warrior

Screen to screen, martyred for abstract doctrine
Hangin’ tough, and judging as many people as we can
They stack the odds ’til we take to the street
For we falsify with our logical skills we think we’ve  theologically arrived

chorus

Risin’ up, straight to the top
Have the absolute truth, got the glory
Went the distance, now I’m not gonna stop
Just a truthwarrior and the will to connive!

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The eye of the truthwarrior (repeats out)…

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Truthslayer—Ninja Truth Warrior and lethal weapon with a black-belt in the Truth War fighting arts

 


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