Les Waffles au Chocolat

Jus-Rol make bake-at-home pain au chocolat that comes in tubes, with instructions to bake at 180°C for 12 minutes.

But what (you might ask) if you waffle them, instead?

Time to find out.

I arranged the dough carefully on the hot waffle iron, with the chocolate sandwiched between two layers.
They give out a little squeak near the end, which I like to think is a squeak of enthusiasm.
There’s just one small issue: this pastry is made to expand, like, a lot. The catch on the waffle machine popped open after a minute or two, which I suppose is better than the machine exploding.
I realised it was still cooking quite effectively, having expanded to fill the space between the two plates.
When I opened it up after rather less than the traditional twelve minutes, I could see that it had cooked beautifully!
It’s so beautiful! 🥹
Look at it!

Nice crispy texture! Deliciously goopy chocolate filling! Only moderately messy!

Verdict:

Does it waffle? Does it ever!

9/10, would definitely waffle again. Might experiment with pastry and chocolate distribution.

Wrapwaffle

I bought a wrap on Monday and forgot to eat it. The Best Before date was Wednesday, when I remembered about it, but it hadn’t been in the fridge.

So it might not have been safe to eat raw, but waffled? Probably fine… right?

Note: the author takes no responsibility for your decisions about eating food that has been left out of the fridge. This blog post does not constitute dietary or medical advice.
The wrap, buttered and ready to waffle.
That wrapwaffle in full.

Once it was thoroughly cooked, I retrieved the wrapwaffle and ate it. The soft casing had transformed into a nice crispy shell, and the filling was improved by the heating.

I give it 7/10 overall: waffling process successful; result was slightly on the bland side, but the wrap probably would have been all along. Would waffle a wrap again, but if it was a houmous & falafel wrap like this, I’d probably inject a bunch of hot sauce first.

Cakewaffle Catastrophe

S made a rhubarb cake a few days ago. It was pretty good, even after a couple of days or so, but I thought maybe it would be even better if it was waffled. S was unconvinced, but resigned.

I assembled the cake on the waffle iron, having buttered the underside and inserted some additional rhubarb in the middle. I think that additional rhubarb layer was my first mistake.
Then I buttered the overside, in the hopes this would make it easy to extract at the end.
Then I closed… the… lid. This did not go smoothly.
This is good steam. It’s not threatening to catch fire. It’s fine.
You know where I buttered the top in the hopes of making it easy to extract? It… did not have the desired effect.
…oh.
Did it waffle? No.

Perhaps my least successful waffle experiment yet, in all honesty. The result bears only the most superficial resemblance to anything that would ordinarily be considered a waffle.

Still tasty, but was it an improvement on the original cake?

No.

Probably not.

Sorry S!

Christmas Puddingwaffle

Christmas pudding: it’s great in small doses, after a big Christmas dinner. A little bit hard to take otherwise though, right?

Waffling seemed like an obvious step, but Christmas puddings don’t have much structural integrity, so I added some thick batter to hold them together: I used soy yoghurt, self-raising flour, breadcrumbs and a little caster sugar.

They didn’t hold together as well as I might have hoped, but I have no other complaints.

This worked really, really well, served with yoghurt. The mild, crunchy batter sets off the soft, sweet intensity of the pudding itself.

Might try deep-frying the next one.

Waffled Aubergine

Yes, you can waffle an aubergine.

No, that doesn’t make it a waffle. I checked.

I took approximately two thirds of an aubergine, divided it in two and slightly oiled each side.

You could probably fit an aubergine sliced in three, with a bit of work.
Turned over halfway through.
I thought it was cute how they stuck to the top iron.
Very slightly charred. Nearly perfect. Served with teriyaki sauce and rice, but good just on their own, too. Might serve with tahini sauce next time.

I love a good aubergine dish, and this was a good aubergine dish. Recommended.

This waffle experiment was suggested by Hannah Werdmuller. Thanks Hannah!

Waffled Doughnuts

Got some doughnuts from Margiotta’s that turned out to be a bit stale. Naturally, my first thought was that even if they failed as doughnuts, they might yet succeed as waffles.

I smeared them in margarine, for lubrication and better thermal contact.

They were certainly much improved by the waffling, but they were a little on the dry side. Fortunately it was a pack of five, so I was able to improve on the second batch of doughfles by first steaming them, with some water in the bottom of the waffle iron and the lid mostly closed. I also sprinkled a little icing sugar on top at the end.

This did the trick.

Tofuwaffle 2.0

After my first experiment with waffling tofu, I concluded that it had too little of anything but protein to really brown satisfyingly, so next time I mixed it with panko bread crumbs and just a little bit of oat milk.

This worked beautifully. The dark specks are just a bit of leftover chocolate from a chocolate chip waffle.

Can recommend. I’m going to try it with soft tofu now, and have it with chips and curry sauce.

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