Taylor Swift

I'm constantly reading about Taylor Swift and some boring thing she's doing, usually something that amounts to getting on some other celebrity's nerves for no Earthly reason I can see, or making a big fuss about something whose meaning I cannot grasp, such as her "girl squads." However, I never had any idea what her music sounded like -- and supposedly, what Taylor Swift is, is a singer. A recording artist. And I thought that maybe it was time I should know. I felt I owed it to you, my faithful readers, to go where you might quite understandably be afraid to go, to YouTube, and listen to Taylor Swift, and then tell you what it was like, so that you wouldn't have to.

I did this recently with Justin Bieber, and found, to my great surprise, that I actually like his music. But I was afraid to do it with Taylor Swift. I was afraid it would kill me. Quite literally: I was afraid that Taylor Swift's music would sound so bad that listening to it would make me die.

But today was the day that I finally gathered up my nerve, went to YouTube and typed taylor swift in the search window.

And it's worse than I feared: I didn't die. I have to go on living having listened to Taylor Swift records.

But you don't have to. And you can now warn others.

What's Going On Now

Okay, so... Wikileaks has failed to bring Hillary down,

Taylor Swift's girl squad has been officially categorized as not empowering,

Jeff Jarvis has decided to quit his job, buy a taco truck, and call it Whip Out That Mexican Thing, Britain's Prime Minister is disgusting, South African students are rioting and demanding free education, Finland is moving closer to a policy of giving everyone a monthly income just for existing, Florida and South Carolina are taking steps to prepare for Hurricane Matthew, Hillary may be pulling ahead in Ohio again, the ruling party in Poland was planning to institute a total ban on abortions,

but the citizenry went apeshit so they're backing down, Rudy Giuliani has completely lost his mind, Iraq is about to take Mosul back from ISIS, go Blue Jays,

that's all I know.